Dear Superstar

You walk with your head held high as if we are below you.

Um .... your lucky to make 5'7

You put on your "im better than you" look as soon as someone your not friends with walks by.

You meet your friend and you critique the closest person in sight.

Why?

Cause it makes you feel better about your insecurities.

You laugh out loud to make "the little people laugh to."

There laughing at you , not with you.

You sit in your desk checking yourself out, and you cant keep your eyes off your arms.

We see you do that, its hilarious how hot headed you are.

You laugh at someone cause they're not attractive.

Do you own a mirror, your ugly as fuck.

You talk about everyone, including your friends, but for some reason you guys are still friends?

Me and your "friends" chirp you to.

You wear .. what your "friends" wear.

Get a personality, try to look less like a clone.

So what gives you the right to talk about anyone else , and think your better than everyone else?

Nothing.

You make fun of the way someone talks, or dresses, or styles there hair.

The funny thing is, your ugly, we can change the way we dress, the way we talk, or the way we do our hair. You cant change your face.

Have fun living your life thinking your a superstar.

You'll pump my gas someday.

Yours truely,

Jordan Dozois